the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

forklifts should live in matriarchal herds like elephants i think

stop casting famous people for romance movies

stop casting famous people in movies

stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. "sorry can't legally come to work today, I'm the new batman"

what is uquiz if not some kid coming up to you in the playground saying "choose a color :p"

[ID: a picture of an cootie catcher, an origami fortune telling game, open to show the number choices on the inside. Visible on the outside are the colours yellow and green as choices. End ID.]

I'm sorry what the fuck did you just call it

cock. balls, even.

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The way kim k was allowed to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the met gala is so infuriating both from a fashion conservation standpoint and a historical standpoint. Marilyn Monroe came from absolutely nothing and was super smart and was an advocate for minority rights and was on the fucking government’s communist watchlist and kim k thinks she has the right to wear her dress? And not only that but rich people shouldn’t just be allowed to wear historical garments whenever they want. It damages a garment that should be preserved by experts in a museum instead. Fuck off get hit by a car dumb bitch

Also it’s not on theme stupid cunt!!! The theme is the GILDED AGE, not the 1960S!!!!! Plus it looks bad on you

hes straight hes bi hes divorced hes in a polycule hes an ally hes homophobic hes doing a bit hes dead serious hes nuanced hes complex hes just some guy. i didn say a name but he popped into your head didn t he